(I am handing Emma a zip lock bag with a PB&J sandwich in it....)
Emma: "Mommy, this is why I want to go to a school, a REAL SCHOOL."
Me: "What is why.... the sandwich?!"
Emma: "Yes, at 'real schools', kids get food in bags and the food looks SOOOO yummy, that is why I want to go to a REAL SCHOOL." (major emphasis made on the last 2 words)
Me: (with my normal response to things like this) "Oh, I see."
and there you go, that is why 5 year olds don't make decisions

